“Reading on e-readers isn’t actually reading.”
“You’re just now reading that? I read that forever ago. You’re so behind!”
“Oh that book is going to be the next *insert popular book title*.”
“Well I’m a bigger fan because I’ve liked it longer.”
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard